There are a number of supreme events and regulars that define the outing to
"Dudley's Finest Alternative NightSpot". Let me introduce you to the doormen. Oh. They are
the friendliest, most non-intimidating bouncers you are ever likely to see. Until there's
trouble. There are three of them, all sitting at a desk, and are unlikely to search you.
I have not been searched in four years of attendance. I've been to more football matches and been
searched. Around the cloakroom hang a gaggle of people who wait for their beaus to arrive.
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